FUNNY QUOTES !!!

1.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2.I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
3.If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
4. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.